What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?